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Nothing I write in this little box will make you fall in love with me....but if you get a chance to know me... You will like what you find....so for something funny....here goes nothing....Up for your consideration. Is one fully loaded 1968 deluxe male. This male comes equipped with all the standard features. Such as 10 fingers and 10 toes, extendable shifting knob, white grill, salt and pepper hair, sleek attractive lines, hi-low beam headlights, hi-performance racing engine, and self-repairing outer shell. Plus comes equipped with a host of optional features. Such as built in mp3. That plays 24 hour hilarity, rock and roll music, and 80%u2019s. The country music feature has been disabled. Tinted glass, very playful adjustable suspension, sure grip tires for hard driving when slippery, five star great kisser rating. a full complement of onboard tools and diagnostics to fix or build anything, 5 mph bumpers,5 star carpet muncher, deluxe seat covers that you will enjoy touching, front side driver seat fully adjustable and will provide you with many years of comfort and respect. Ladies impress your friends, be the only girl in the world to have this model of the male line up. Your friends will be jealous when they see how happy you are. And if you act now you will also receive the deluxe up grade package that includes safety, security, and 18 gallons of free love. But wait there%u2019s more. For the first qualified buyer you get 0% percent APR. You could have all this and more for the low price of LOVE. Don%u2019t miss out on this exciting opportunity to own a one of kind collector%u2019s model. Sticks nose into arm pit %u2026%u2026sniff%u2026.snifff%u2026.sniffff%u2026.. Nope%u2026. no stink here%u2026. Ok so ummm how come no one writes to me on a free web site ??