Dear Trolls:
I have tiger blood
In my veins,
I do not care
If I ruin my name.
And so I say things
That are obscene.
I’m high on drugs.
I’m Charlie Sheen.
I love porn stars
By the score.
I love sex and drugs,
and life and more.
My kids are gone.
Not in the scene.
What do I care?
I’m Charlie Sheen.
My show is cancelled.
I’m still on TV,
Making an ***
Of myself, you see.
As long as they watch,
As long as I’m seen,
Then I still matter
I’m Charlie Sheen.
When all is said,
When all is done,
I’ll be on top,
I’m number one.
So soon, real soon,
On your TV screen
You’ll see “2.5 Men”
Starring Charie Sheen.
P.S. You are all zombie chow.
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An Ode to Charlie Sheen
