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1970-01-01 00:00:00 | 2 guys go hunting
Posted: 2013-06-14 03:36:46 |
have you heard this one?
A man went hunting for turkey, he brought it home for his wife to clean. the shot had been a breast shot so the bird was all loaded with shot. She cleaned the bird as well as she could and cooked it for dinner. about an hour after dinner her five year old came to her and said ” Mama Mama Guess what? ” she said ”I don’t know what son?” he told her ”I was upstairs taking a leak and a BB popped out”, she told her son not to worry and sent him on his way, pretty soon her Ten year old came to her and said Mama Mama Guess what?” she said ” I don’t know what son?”
he answered ”I was upstairs taking a pee and a BB popped out”. she was starting to wonder how much shot she had missed when her Fifteen year old came down saying ” Mom” she stopped him right there and said ”let me guess you were upstairs taking a leak and a BB popped out” he said ”No mom I was upstairs jerking off and I shot the dog.
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Posted: 2013-04-02 08:43:47 |
Funny
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Posted: 2013-01-19 21:58:24 |
Crude, but funny! LOL
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Posted: 2013-01-19 16:34:50 |
2 guys go hunting, so they’re up in their deer stand when 1guy says to his friend, hey what do u see? Friend says , man I don’t think u want to know! Guy say, dude what do u see? Friend says, ok, I see ur wife with the mailman. Guy says, u know what I’m tired of this do me a favor, shoot him in the ding ding and her in the head! Friend says, shit I can get that with one shot!
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