Little Johnny asks his father for a 0 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny’s father says, “We have an ,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won’t be a 0 bike this year.”
Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he’s leaving .
Johnny says, Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you telling Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that she was coming too, I’ll be damned if I’ll get stuck with a ,000 Mortgage !!!
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