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have you heard this one?

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read it on a religious website actually

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Heard this one before but enjoyed reading it again, rofl. Good bar joke!

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A burglar enters a dark house and hears a voice saying ” Jesus is watching you” he swings his flashlight around and sees a parrot in a cage and continues to look for things to steal, again the voice saying Jesus is watching you. the Burglar looks at the parrot and asks it if it said something and the parrot says “Jesus is watching you” the burglar asks the parrot his name and the parrot answers “Moses” the burglar asks” what kind of person names a Parrot Moses?” The Parrot answers “the same kind of person who names a Rottweiler Jesus”

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