Brown

Brown

I'm amazing, great, wonderful, funny, and hilarious

Don't really know what girls look for in these things but here goes. I'm rich and I help raise baby penguins and teacup piglets. I also work as a volunteer feeding orphan babies. I look like Brad Pitt. I have eyes that remind you of a cool ocean. The thing I love to do most however is talk about my feelings and going shopping. I also own a jet, a yacht, and a ferrari. I also write poetry. I work out 4 hours a day and have a six-pack that you could play with a xylophone, and I also have a genius IQ. I also love giving out compliments every 5 minutes and I like giving foot massages. I also have the ability to look at you like you're the only person in the world. I will also defend you're honor if you are ever insulted by a rude stranger. I've also read twilight. Nah, just kidding. I'm a pretty ok guy and I'm going to school for construction and it would be nice to hang out with someone who isn't a hairy dude. And for someone reason my weekly poker game is not exactly a chick magnet. You must be confident and assertive (and by that I mean personality, if I catch even a whiff of whips, chains, horse bits, or that weird mask with a zipper on the face hole I'll scream rape and run (I run every day, you will not catch me)). I hate one sided conversations. If you only say "yeah" and "lol" I'm going to get bored and when I get bored I lose my phone for hours. As for looks, I hate to say it but I am a guy and I want to be attracted to "my girl". You must also write in complete sentences (if I have to call my 16 year old sister to translate for me then I have to listen to high school stories and I would rather stab my eyes out with an ice pick). Also, don't give the much over used "I'm a girl but I like camping, hiking, outdoors, fishing, strip clubs, porn, yada yada yada" if you love shpping shoes, gossip, and make up then it is OK to admit it (I have two sisters so I don 't think you can shock me).