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| About me: | The Council Member is looking for an attractive woman, who is confident, not cocky. You may think you are all that and a bag of chips, but remember, there are many other women out there, who are younger and hotter than you. And remember, the Wrinkle Fairy knows where you live.
The Council Member is looking for a woman with intelligence. You may look great in a bikini, but if that vaginal floss can also be used to spark your brain, that is not a good sign of your intelligence. In fact, if you are reading this, and asking yourself, \"what is vaginal floss,\" that is also not a good sign.
The Council Member is looking for a woman who does not have attitude. Sure, a high degree of self esteem is great, but when it comes packaged with a bad attitude, you are like oil to The Shiki\'s water - we do not mix.
The Council Member is looking for a woman who desires an interdependent relationship. In other words, you want to \"relate\" to a person before desiring to have a relationship with that person. You\'re happy and successful in your own right, but you would like a man to make your life better, not to give you a life.
The Council Member is looking for a woman with a sense of humor. Remember, when a woman laughs, things bounce up and down, and that can be a good thing.
The Council Member has high standards, but he brings a lot to the table. If you\'ve tried the rest, why not try the best.
Try The Council Member. You\'ll be glad you did. |
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An Ode to Charlie Sheen
Posted at: 2011-04-29 15:16:03
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Dear Trolls:
I have tiger blood
In my veins,
I do not care
If I ruin my name.
And so I say things
That are obscene.
I’m high on drugs.
I’m Charlie Sheen.
I love porn stars
By the score.
I love sex and drugs,
and life and more.
My kids are gone.
Not in the scene.
What do I care?
I’m Charlie Sheen.
My show is cancelled.
I’m still on TV,
Making an ***
Of myself, you see.
As long as they watch,
As long as I’m seen,
Then I still matter
I’m Charlie Sheen.
When all is said,
When all is done,
I’ll be on top,
I’m number one.
So soon, real soon,
On your TV screen
You’ll see “2.5 Men”
Starring Charie Sheen.
P.S. You are all zombie chow.
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Why Did the Bird Fall out of the Tree?
Posted at: 2011-04-29 15:14:01
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Because it was dead 🙂
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The Hunt
Posted at: 2011-04-29 15:13:04
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Prologue
There is something about being naked, which brings out the feral quality in a person.
There is something liberating about a person so in touch with their naked bodies, they are comfortable and natural within it. Almost as if wearing clothes is a mask and the person is their true selves only by shedding their garments, as a snake does its skin.
If a person leaves the concrete confines of the city, and travels northward to the country, where all seems serene, the wildness within a person does not lie dormant. On the contrary, the rushing streams, the rolling hills, and the verdant forests bring forth the savage, brutal quality that lies within each of us. Whether we choose to unleash it or lock it is up to us.
But, it is there, hungry, longing to feed. When it feels the moonlit sky, it craves to escape the prison of its container.
And hunt.
Chapter 1: The Meeting
[Monday, May 02]
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